The guy with testicle cancer and fractured penis- Ouch
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Today I receved a forwarded email regarding a boy who is dying from testicular cancer and fractured penis. hahaha, the more i type those two diseases, the more i want to ROFL.
Also I will not and do not forward those kind of emails. Emails that claim to donate 50c for each forwarded msg.. geez Big foundations NEVER use email forwarding as a way to measure donation amounts to any individual.
All it takes to find out the truth is to Google the foundation's website. Thats only a few extra clicks rather than clicking forward and selecting your whole email llist.
My first reaction to this email is to laugh my balls off. My second reaction is to pity the victim who is defamed and humiliated by each person who forwards the email. Its kinda obvious that somebody hates this guy and conveniently inserted his picture, name and email as a victim of "Testicular Cancer and Fractured Penis".
Below is copied from the fwded email I received : My comments are in blue
(Black bar inserted by me so that you will not mock this guy when you see him on the streets)
Hi, my name is Chris Yeoh. I am 19 years old, and I have testicle cancer .. I also have a large penile fracture, from repeated beatings. ("BEATINGS"- HAHA ie. Beat the meat, polishing the rocket, cleaning your rifle). Doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. (somebody took the time to find out that fractured penis could lead to death by swelling and internal bleeding if not treated IMMEDIATELY-imagine the pain Chris had to endure while typing this email)
The Make A Wish Foundation, has agreed to donate 50 cents for every time this message is sent on.
(that would mean Chris will be a millionaire by now and would have a straightened penis and shiny new balls)
For those of you who send this along, I thank you so much, but for those who don't send it, what goes around comes around. Have a Heart, please send this.
(Meaning, if you don't forward this, you will get Fractured Testis and Penis Cancer, or is it the other way around- for those who did, you are safe, for now... until another mail comes along)
Please, if you are a kind person, send this on. PLEASE HIT FORWARD BUTTON NOT REPLY BUTTON.(Officially as of today, I am not a kind person)
YOUR'S FAITHFULLY,
Chris Yeoh
XXX@hotmail.com (Pity this guy la, I won't share his email. a simple search in google reveals that this poor young man is from Penang- Damn you cruel Penang people!!)
( PLEASE HELP ME LIVE LIKE YOU DO) (So that he can continue the midnight "beatings"!?)
So guys, if you do not want this guy to suffer more humiliation, please stop forwarding every single freaking email you receive that says you do not have the heart if you did not. You have one and you know it! Forwarding chain e-mails won't make you a kinder person.
Its so damn easy to insert a picture and email of any person and forward it to the millions of kind people out there.
that kind of gives me an idea...
Hi my name is (insert name of somebody you hate, ie: Prime minister), I am very old and I have a mouth cancer. I say the wrong words to the rakyat every time. I also have a large wife from repeated eatings.
Doctors said that the country will die soon it this isn't fixed. My family can't pay the bills because they each used up RM50 each to pay for the credit card tax I imposed on them.
The government have agreed to steal a jet engine and blame a sergeant each time this message is sent on.
For those of you who send this along, I thank you so much, but for those who don't send it, what goes around comes around- RM100 tax on Credit Cards next year, maybe no subsidy for petrol anymore. Have a Heart, please send this.
Please, if you are a kind person, send this on. PLEASE HIT FORWARD BUTTON NOT REPLY BUTTON and pray that your Streamyx is still working
YOUR'S FAITHFULLY,
(Insert name here)
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